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An invitation for sexual acts such as but not limited to intercourse.
"Hey, they're really fine and I just wanna get with it. How should I?"
"Just throw your pants at their face. Works every time."
Shush your face is the saying of the famous Kayla garaway. It means when a student or someone is speaking and you want them to be quite you say it.
“Julia! Shush your face!”
-Ms. Garaway
a curry so spicy people think there face is melting while they are eating it.
went to an indian restaurant last night to have a mild curry and it turned out to be a burn your face off curry had a beer and 2 litres of milk to cool me down.
get fucked and smoke weed
lets chew your face off tonight boys
when you see a midget in the hallway, you say this
Get out of my house faggot!! Skeeted on your face!
When at the end of the felatio, man pulls his penis out of the womans mouth and rocks his balls all over her face while singing an adapt version of Jingle bells, which goes like this: "Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle on your face". The combination doesn't have to be heterosexual, the only mandatory aspect of this act are the requirements of the balls. And a face. Usage of animals is also allowed.
Man 1: "Last night I performed jingle on your face on your mamma."
Man 2: "O really? How did it go?"
Man 1: "Actually really good, I tied her down this time, so her resistanse was futile."
people who talk to you as if they are you as a way of being passive aggressive but they know you love it, even if you annoy the hell out of them, and they are sick of you already
"Celebrities are only doing you to your face."
"I never thought about it like that."
"Yeah and they're totally butthurt that you don't speak to them like a human being anymore, too."