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Getting someone high for the first time who had previously been skeptical or fearful of weed. If you watch the film "The Matrix", you'll see that Morpheus' speech to Neo about taking the Red Pill can apply almost perfectly to that situation.
Chris: Man, Ashley is so anti-weed. Gives me dirty looks if I even try and talk about it.
Sean: Not anymore dude. I smoked her out last night.
Chris: For real? Damn you had her taking the red pill!
Morpheus: "This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back. You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes."
The most hypocritical team in baseball. "Yankees are overpaid". Is the most hypocritical statement that a red six fan can say. Their fucking payroll is right under the Yankees so I guess they're overpaid cocksucking monkeyfucking pussys who have only 7 world series rings as a franchise . Yogi Bera has fucking 10 himself!! And the franchise has 27 and its younger than the red sox so I guess the Yankees are better. Plus New York's a more important state. Go Yankees!!!!!!!
The boston red sox are heterophobes and suck gorilla dick
using a rusty trailor hitch, preferably from the 70's or 80's to pleasure your self analy or vaginaly
I was horny so I went outside and pleasured myself on my uncles pick up truck red neck dildo style "Floppy J"
after engaging in safe sex with your girl while on her period, remove the bloody condom from your penis and slap her across the face with it, repeatedly, until she cries.
So my girlfriend told me that it was that time of the month but she was really horny. I told her not to worry, thats what condoms are made for. So i slapped one on my willy and started banging her. Exept this time I decided to pull out in the middle with the condom dripping menstral fluid and when my girlfriend looked up i began slappin her in the face with it. It took a couple seconds before she began to cry for me to stop. then i reminded her that she is from boston so she better support the boston red sock!
When Lucifer was banished from heaven he walked across the earth to get to hell. During his journey, as he walked, an onion grew in his right footstep and a garlic in his left. This walk shaped his vision of hell. While walking he felt the pain of losing a close companion or friend, the Lord. From this he imagined the 7 layers of hell, each level represented a way the great and all might lord had hurt and betrayed him. Thus the lord, God, through Lucifer created the ultimate suffering for man, Hell. The journey started on what we know as Dec 16 and continued through Dec 24. This epic didn't just shape heaven and hell but shaped the suffering we all face on the earth.
Today has felt like the walk of the red dragon.
Crusty, dried blood stuck to the surrounding area of a woman's vagina during, or just after, her menstral cycle.
Before I munch some box, you've got to get rid of that Red River clay.
A code word, used by New Englanders, for Alcoholics Anonymous, for which a large segment of the population in that region is either an existing member, potential member, has a dear one who's a member or an aspiring member or on the road to become a member (See children of the Red Sox Nation).
The Red Sox Nation celebrated at Fenway while off the wagon for the 265th time that year.