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A chicago slang term referring to a Stripper/Exotic Dancer.
*AT A CLUB*
Man: Hey baby, with a body like that you must be an angel.
Woman: No, actually I'm a red light dancer.
Man: Oh Man!
a team in MLB which has not yet accepted being a bad team. they think that they are so high and mighty that they came back from 3-0 in 2004. get over it! they also think that they are the team to beat now that they won the WS in 2007; that was 9 months ago!
"those boston red soxs beat the yankees in 2004!!"
"Wow, that was like, 4 years ago, get over it dude!"
A baseball team that causes people to shit their pants whenever they hear the team's name. The Red Sox are a team that is basically built on the hate for another team (the Yankees) and use ghost stories and other bullshit to get fans. Similar to Christianity
They started playing back when there wasn't any cars, won a few championships, then, nobody really gave a shit about them until 2003 when they were actually good. They managed to win 4 games in a row against the Yankees, (Wow. 4 is a big number) and win the World Series in 2004. Up until this championship, they were ashamed of their first five championships and rather them not be mentioned, now all they do is show them off like a Christmas tree. Fun.
The hilarious thing about this is the fact that so many Red Sox fans believed that there was magic behind all their losses and that Babe Ruth's ghost haunted them for 86 years. (Which is bullshit because he died in 1948.) People even tried to plant Red Sox jerseys in the new Yankee stadium because apparently, inanimate cotton shirts made in factories cause people to be bad at sports when buried. Those silly Sox fans. Most of their fans would rather see their team not win another World Series in 86 years than watch the Yankees win one more World Series. I mean, hell, they're OBSESSIVE with hating the Yankees. Google: "Red Sox" and I guarantee half the images you find are pics bashing the Yankees.
The Boston Red Sox spread their legacy by telling ghost stories of dead baseball players and luck rather than telling kids to never give up.
A certain kind of money shot in which the person giving oral sex is first shot in the eye and then mouth, while simultaniously being double fish hooked. This provides the one eyed pirate patch look and the aaarrrrggghhh! sound.
" I totally gave that chick a Red Bonnie Bess last night, I made the corners of her mouth touch her ears, and I thinks she's blind in one eye now!"
Also known as RBS, this is a condition of uncontrollable ridiculous happiness. The name originates from the ability of those who suffer from RBS to get happy and excited about anything, even a pile of bricks.
Guy #1 to Girl: What are you smiling about?
Girl keeps smiling.
Guy #1 to Girl: No, but really, what are you smiling about?
Girl keeps smiling happily.
Guy #1: WTF!
Guy #2 whispers to Guy #1: She's got Red Brick Syndrome...
A phrase or statement said at the work place that be offensive to others and possibly violate a Human Resource's rule or code of conduct.
An objectionable joke or comment made at the workplace.
Mike - I like that all you can eat buffet, I'm not telling my wife that I'm going there.
Coworker1 - Mike's not telling his wife that he is going to get stuffed at the meat buffet.
Coworker2 - HR Red Card!
When having sex with your partner, they must be on their period, and you have to wear a cowboy hat, while screaming "Yeehaw!"
Me and my girlfriend were play Red Dead Redemption last night. If you know what I mean...