Wednesday 23 you have you kiss you best friend or your crush
ME:October 23 is kissing day kids me
Crush: ok mwah
National Oral Sex day. Guys and Gals shriek with excitement as October 23 rounds the corner.
“Hey babe, October 23 is one week away! You know what that means.... ;)
National Single Day so have ur friends get u a cute bf
On October 23, you will no longer be single thx to ur friends.
National wheat beating day
Beat wheat on this day
"Hey bro just found a wheat field. Wanna beat?"
"sorry bro that's a bit weird"
"It's October 23rd don't worry man"
"oh ok cool let's beat"
National waffle day!! GIMME YOOOOOO WAFFLLLESSSS!!!!!!!
Person 1: ITS OCTOBER 23!!!!!
Person 2: soo???
Person 1: GIMME U WAFFLES!!!!!!!
National throw the smallest friends you have day!!! Where you throw the smallest person you see.
Me: Hey friend I’m going to throw you cause it’s national throw the smallest person you see
Them: ok
October 23 is the day where you throw the smallest person you see throughout your day
-Reid
When you spank your gayest friend
John: hey what’s up
Mike: it’s October 23
John : oh no