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When your spellchecker writes what your subconscious mind is thinking.
Person 1: "Sure, I'd love to cock with you."
Person 1: "Cook! I meant cook!"
Person 2: "That was definitely a Freudian autocorrect."
The exclamation you commonly make when the autocorrect feature in your phone maliciously decides to "correct" your text message spelling in the worst way possible.
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> Wanna come over for lunch?
# No thanks, I'm so full, I just ate two foot-long hot dongs.
> I bet you just gobbled those right up!
# Damn you autocorrect!!
It's like a Freudian slip, but it's specifically when autocorrect changes what you typed to say something revealing or true.
*texting*
Person 1: Brant is so shifty.
Person 2: Shifty is a good way to describe him.
Person 1: Oh, did it autocorrect to shifty? I typed shitty... But he is shifty af.
Person 2: Hahaha autocorrect slip.
When you accidentally say a word that sounds like another word, even though they have completely separate meanings.
Teacher: "So, class, today I am going to teach you about single-celled orgasms (organisms)"
Students: "HAHAHAH Teacher JUST HAD A VERBAL AUTOCORRECT MOMENT HAHA"
(noun) when you blame autocorrect for messing up your message but it was actually your fault since your finger's so fat and you type at fourteen letters per milisecond, A person who tends to false autocorrect a lot is called a false autocorrector
Person A - it's so quiet hsre
Person A - *here
stupid autocorrect
Person B - wtf stop false autocorrecting you false autocorrector if you typed your sentences properly you wouldnt have made that mistake
The theory that your phone’s autocorrect is in tune with your brain. To the point where it can generate sentences out of nothing
“ The fbi is spying on us and we are going to be in a war with them for the rest of our lives”
“Bro what?”
Sorry, just testing the autocorrect theory
When a friend or someone in your group keeps correcting everything you say.
When you are talking or telling a story and a person in your group keeps interrupting you and correcting everything that you say.
I’m tired of Sophia constantly autocorrecting me every time I make a grammar mistake.
If Liv autocorrects me one more time about some stupid detail when I’m telling a story I’m going to knock her silly.