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badger

an unattractive sub-species of the cougar; whereas the term "cougar" commonly refers to a mature female on the prowl, the term "badger" can bring to mind a fugly cougar.

Johnny went off on a cougar hunt last night, had too much to drink, and ended up spearing a badger.

by susansh March 18, 2009


badgering

The sexual act of directly blowing air into your partner's colon through the anus.

1) My boyfriend drove me crazy by alternating between badgering and rimming me.

2) My new guy is totally into badgering; I nearly ran out of breath last night.

by Nonstandard Deviant March 24, 2009


Badger

A late developing, pre-pubescent child (usually male) who is amongst the last in his class to develop hair around the you-know-where. Neologism possibly derived from/confined to Worcestershire, England area.

"That Adam Lallana, can you believe he's still a badger?" - Schoolkid, right before aforementioned Lallana runs off to tell teacher, crying like a bitch.

by Purplehornet January 04, 2014


Badger

Adjective.

Complete confusion about a certain situation.

Not in possession of one's mental faculties.

"Thank you for explaining but I'm completely badger."

After Sean's explanation, Lewis was badger and speechless.

by It's Coach Frank May 03, 2011


badger

A bad bloke, Someone who has done something to dissapoint a team or group of mates.

Bondy, you didnt give me fuel money you badger!

Bondy hurry up you badger

Your a badger

by Ziley November 30, 2006


Badger

Another word for a moustache. If reffered to as having a badger the person shouldn't be proud of it. People with badgers are usually teenage boys starting puberty, with that disgusting upper lip hair- which although they may be proud of- girls find it gross.

girl 1: yuck that guy has a badger
girl 2: gross, he has more hair on his upper lip than on his head, and it aint pretty.
Badger: Like my stache?
girls: bleughhhh

by eeeeeewwwww April 30, 2011


Badgers

Black and white bear/dog thing that is very cool, until they maul you.

"Wow, I just saw a badger."

by Skitster August 13, 2003