Being extremely High out of your mind
NPA
Im so Crispy i dont know what the hell is going on
A person with dry skin texture.
Amy came to the party with her legs looking so crispy that she needed a quarter bottle of skin moisturizer so remove the ash from her skin
- thats cool
- thats sweet
- thats insane
- in some cases thats messed up
Nice, clean, fresh. Anything relating to something good.
*A scores a goal in soccer*
B: "Crispy shot, breh!"
An adjective slightly less valuable then crackling, but still valid.
Mr.Toe: Fishh, this whiteboard marker is truly crispy
Fish: Indeed it truly is, you would know, my Toe Man ;0
Mr.Toe: (Nestles his many toes into the sand) Do you recall the war of 3057?
Fish: Yes indeed, my good sir, you truly fought valiantly.
Mr.Toe: YessSs ( flicks tongue)
Fish: (suducively bites lip) your toes are looking positively radiant tonight, my Toe Man.
Mr. Toe: (Withdrawing his toes from the sand and gently caressing them) why thank you, I cleansed them last night.
Sounds like what you describe someone who is acting a little shady/ salty but not really. As if they are beginning to get a little shady.
'every since she broke up with him, she's been a little crispy on Instagram and posting weird crap'
N.)A more sassy or sarcastic version of salty.
V.) To be sarcastic and angry at the same time; usually ends with tea being spilled, or truth coming out.
Sally was super crispy last night, and ended up telling Carly she slept with her boyfriend.