A person who posts memes on Instagram with a caption cryptically relating the meme to another person.
Elle is such a cryptic grammer, I think her Instagram post is referring to me as that dude who's a 10 but always uses Snapchat instead of text. Although it could be any one of her hot lovers.
When a homosexual(queer/gay/transgenders)-person trys to get you to let them suck your dick, when they obviously know your straight.(not gay.normal)
Man this Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation about to have me punching out that fucking fag. He offered me $100 to let him suck my dick. He knows I'm straight. WTF
the act of passing judgment as to how cryptic someone is being.
Jack's creativity in chatting often met with crypticism from those who read it.
The most legendary Youtuber to have ever lived, if you know Cryptic Cam in real life you are truly blessed and will live a for filling life
Cryptic Cam is my favorite Youtuber, I hope he has my kids!!
Cryptic is a very sweet bitch baby. He is a very cute lil baby. Very nice and loving. He cares about people very close to him and would do anything for them. He's also very horny and very much a bully sometimes. Everyone loves and simps for him. He's very nice and the most bestest boy. All though we simp we must remember that he has a wife. But anyways we shall all create a army to worship Cryptic. Cryptic is God, we worship him. If you see him in public bow down to him and become his floor. Cryptic will soon rule the world.
Cryptic is very hot
Cryptic is MARRIED to Liz
If Cryptic were to divorce Liz she would riot
Any statement presumed wrong, irrelevant, or threatening just because I made it, but otherwise irrefutable.
Perhaps you have a better idea that is not so, what was it, cryptic?