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welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED
shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.
it's gluten free
i don't CARE if it's free.
swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.
what, you tryna be on worldstar?
what, you gon record it?
ye. i got my dollar store camera on.
What's the fucking situǽtion?
what the fuck do you want?
I'm the motherfucking manager.
at the bread store?
BREAD.
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.
I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.
why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.
We've got crackers, no gluten
fuck crackers.
it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?
hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit
Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA
fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
Florida.
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.
i'm going WEAST
Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.
honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.
What the fuck are you saying?
all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.
B R E A D B A N K
When you are masturbating and you jizz on your hand.
Jim had a serious case of H A N D M I L K last night.
someone: “hey, what’s your favourite danganronpa character?”
me: “well that’s easy, his name is G U N D H A M T A N A K A”
gundham tanaka from Danganronpa 2 Goodbye Despair
g u n d h a m t a n a k a
a character from danganronpa the term g u n d o m t a n a k a means something
person 1;
G U N D O M T A N A K A
person 2:
are you very happy?
A synonym for "perfect".
I could never grasp the meaning of "perfect" - until I met Andy. Suddenly, the definition fell into place, and my breath was taken away each moment I spent with him.
Perfection is not attainable. Unless you're A n d y M a r c u s.
“g u y a n d o😎👊”
Someone you have romantic feelings for, a crush.
“Yo! That girl is my g u y a n d o😎👊.”
“Sick!”