Do me a favor

"Do me a favor" means "no", with an attitude. Similar in meaning to the outdated phrase, "talk to the hand". When one person asks another person to do something undesirable, the response may be, "do me a favor". No specific favor is given, but the recipient is free to imagine one (go jump in the lake, etc.).

Wife: "Honey, can you take out the trash?"

Husband: "Do me a favor."

Doing me Dirty

To do wrong
To act bad or to not fulfill on actions

Your doing me Dirty by not giving me a ride.
Dude you just stepped on my shoes, Your doing me dirty.

Do me a solid

Help out a friend.

First used on the Seinfeld episode "The Jacket" in 1991.

KRAMER: Hey. Hey, would you do me a solid?

JERRY: Well, what kind of solid?

KRAMER: I need you to sit in the car for two minutes while it's double-parked. I gotta pick up some birds.

Also used in the movie "Half Nelson" (Ryan Gosling)

"Juno" has caused a new wave of youngins to say this who have never used the term before seeing the movie, which has caused people who have used it prior to stop using it immediately. Take the term you fake ass scenesters.

figure do me

something said in response to a comment someone says about you / same as 'you think you know me?!' or 'you got me all wrong' or 'Oh yeah? Is that so?'

Fred: "Uh oh, watch out for you food if Francisco's coming to lunch too. He's such a freeloader!"
Francisco: "Figure DO me?!"

Don't do me!

Don't mess with me.

You tryin to call me out? Bitch, don't do me!

do me a child

an Israeli expression said by someone to someone he/she admires, meaning "have sex with me".
May appear in creative forms such as "do me a triplets".

- "Harel Ska'at, do me a child"!

Do Me a Google

Coined by Danielle Dunne in the Spring of 2010, "Do Me a Google" is a text message in which you ask someone who has internet access to look up something on Google. The term was invented in order to shorten the amount of characters needed to ask such a question.

Hey, could you do me a google on Wilco?