Being so sexy you swoon over a bunch of walruses absorb ketamine from their assholes and then die.
Did you do a dirty Eliot last night?
No
Honestly hes fucking sexy like if you were to see him you would be blessed with sexiness and strength of fucking god himself . he also has a power that is given to other people by sucking his left toe and putting your tung in his toenail you will be granted maximum bitches, but their is a downside to it hitler will be resurrected by a fucking turtle and the universe will fucking be ruled by nazis but its worth max bitches .
PLEASE ACCEPT THIS!
Eliot Spitzer is the new leader of New York State. Defeated John Faso with 69% of the vote in 2006.
Eliot Spitzer became governor of New York very easily.
An absolute flappy fanny who relies on others as he cant support himself through any aspect of life
you just a big dizzy eliot tucker
Eliot is a nice little man. He has amazing style, even though he might look like another age. Eliot knows everything about everyone. He is like a newsman. He doesn’t know how to comfort people as much, but when he does, it really helps. He is very kind and makes sure everyone is ok before doing something for himself. Eliot is a dry texter. Like REALLY dry. ☠️ He resembles and old man at times, and than an old emo. 🖤
Aizen: Did you hear what Eliot said?!
Kate: What?! He is all knowing
Aizen: literally..
stuppiest kind of human. alcoolich shitty men who think are invincible. they also have very very little dick and their dick are saddly bigger than their futures
look, he got a small penis ans is drunk again, that must be an eliot
French frog eaters way of saying Elliot/ Eliott/ Elliott. Eliot is pronounced Ely-Ot rather than Elli-Et. Eliots arrogant and full of themselves and will mostly likely cheat in relationships. Eliots are also very artistic and creative.
"I got cheated onby my boyfriend. ."
"Wow what an Eliot"