A cool game that jumps. And everyone says that character is cube, but it's square.
Have you heard of GeOmEtRy DaSH?????
That one mobile platformer game that was originally just an impossible game rip-off, but then got super popular, got ported to Steam and is a literal fucking game engine by this point
Guy 1: Woah! These animations are sick!
Guy 2: Yeah, they were made in Geometry Dash
Guy 1: Isn’t that a mobile game?
Guy 2: Well yes but actually no.
This might seem like a really fun game, but, trust me, it's not even close to that. The code is messy and buggy. The security is trash. All levels are shit except the ones that aren't, which isn't the majority. Most of the featured levels are unplayable on phones, and in general because the gameplay is so awful. And don't even wait for an update because you'll just get bored to death.
- Hey do you know what made Jake destroy his PC with a hammer and start unbearably screaming in rage?
- He probably just died at 99% in Geometry Dash
a game made by rubrub and is kinda hard tbh, only 4$ on steam but 150$+ to be good, the community is bad and most of the youtubers make shitty clickbait content.
Person 1: i just died at 98 what is life
Person 2: he PULLED a KNOBBELBOI LMAOO
Person 3: gmd legend
geometry dash
A drug that brainwashes the user into slaving for someone else, typically a Robtop
Todd: Did you hear about that dude that raped a bunch of little kids, ate them, and spat out their bones?
Emil: Yeah, that bitch is a Robtop which created Geometry Dash
A very addicting game, especially for me. It has not been updated for four years, but I enjoy what is currently in there until 2.2 comes. The music from Hexagon Force (a level from Geometry Dash) was stuck in my head when I made this definition.
Bryan Greenberg: I make modern Geometry Dash levels.
Beyoncé: WOW I SAW ONE OF THEM!