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When one has done some mind-altering substance, and the time in which it should have worn off has passed a while ago, yet your mind is still... Altered.
When you're still high after smokinga bowl 12 hours ago of some mid-grade marijuana.
"Man, I smoked a while ago and I'm still getting my ass kicked!"
When someone says “Get your ass over here”, you don’t just see a butt there, you are there. In short, your ass is you.
Mother: Timmy, you better get your ass over here
*timmy goes to his mother*
The bell that rings, letting you know that you that class is in a few minutes.
That's just the get your ass to class bell, we've still got six minutes.
Used when one receives major amounts of ass.
man, I swear he gets more ass than a toilet seat.
To really rake in the women. Popularized by Eminem & Nate Dogg's "Shake That."
Nate Dogg: "...I like good pussy and I like good trees. Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, and I get more ass than a toilet seat."
When Fred got promoted from restroom attendant to bouncer at the club, he started getting more ass than a toilet seat.
This is usually referred to someone who is stuck up or arrogant.
"I wish Mike would get his ass off his shoulders and admit he was wrong for tea-baggin James while he was sleep!"
1. An exclamation from a friend who yells at another to hurry up or get moving. This is referenced usually when one is taking an inordinate amount of time and a member of a group or gang is late for an event, such as smoking a bowl with others, getting stupid and/or dumb at the sideshow or nightclub, stealing a car or TV, or catching that last bus or BART train.
"Yo nigga we late for the sideshow, get ya ass up and hurr rup."