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Take a J.R.

When you haven’t had a bowel movement in 3 days and you know it’s gonna be old and slow. After 45 minutes it finally shows up and smells like Geritol and Ben-Gay. You’re left sweating and breathing hard and your butt hurts like you were in the Navy for 8 years

My stomach is cramping, feels like I got to take a J.R.

by Highrail Brian May 28, 2021


J.R. Wild

A human being that is confused on its actual ethnic roots, it oftentimes claims African/hispanic descent whenever convenient given the conversation or topic. Creates very, very sub-par music with a mix of auto tune and lots of heavy editing to make it seem like they have talent. You can rest assure that the J.R is almost always handed things it doesn’t deserve and makes it’s own father ride a bike to work while taking advantage of driving a car .25 miles to school as a High School Senior.

“Hey bro, wanna listen to some good music?”

Nah man, I prefer J.R. Wild”

by December 21, 2023


J.R. Wild

A human being that is confused on its actual ethnic roots, it oftentimes claims African/hispanic descent whenever convenient given the conversation or topic. Creates very, very sub-par music with a mix of auto tune and lots of heavy editing to make it seem like they have talent. You can rest assure that the J.R is almost always handed things it doesn’t deserve and makes it’s own father ride a bike to work while taking advantage of driving a car .25 miles to school as a High School Senior.

“Hey bro, wanna listen to some good music?”

Nah man, I prefer J.R. Wild”

by December 21, 2023


J.R. Wild

A human being that is confused on its actual ethnic roots, it oftentimes claims African/hispanic descent whenever convenient given the conversation or topic. Creates very, very sub-par music with a mix of auto tune and lots of heavy editing to make it seem like they have talent. You can rest assure that the J.R is almost always handed things it doesn’t deserve and makes it’s own father ride a bike to work while taking advantage of driving a car .25 miles to school as a High School Senior.

“Hey bro, wanna listen to some good music?”

Nah man, I prefer J.R. Wild”

by December 21, 2023


J.R. Wild

A human being that is confused on its actual ethnic roots, it oftentimes claims African/hispanic descent whenever convenient given the conversation or topic. Creates very, very sub-par music with a mix of auto tune and lots of heavy editing to make it seem like they have talent. You can rest assure that the J.R is almost always handed things it doesn’t deserve and makes it’s own father ride a bike to work while taking advantage of driving a car .25 miles to school as a High School Senior.

“Hey bro, wanna listen to some good music?”

Nah man, I prefer J.R. Wild”

by December 21, 2023


adam j.r

A little asshole that is annoying Everyone hates him and is a very bad example he is an overall bad guy

Adam J.R was a real jerk today

by Bryan wong February 21, 2018


J.R Da PackGoat

The Kingpin Of North New Jersey & the ultimate fuckin machine. the Macho Man wit a mustache.

J.R Da PackGoat has the best weed 4 the best prices
(J.R Da PackGoat is known 4 his legendary rates on fine marijuana)

by Zoovichopski November 24, 2021