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Commonly referred to as the Perl for n00bs. Learn a REAL language...
#!/usr/bin/perl
print "PHP sucks... hard..."
Short for α-Pyrrolidinohexiophenone. Psychoactive drug of the cathinone class and is a structural isomer of pyrovalerone. Similar to other drugs often referred to as "bath salts" such as it's big brother α-PVP as well as MDPV (Methylenedioxypyrovalerone). This means that it is good for roughly 30 minutes of intense euphoria followed by at least a couple hours of equally intense melancholy. Can be ingested in a variety of ways.
Dave: "Hey man Rodrigo doesn't look so good"
Man: "He railed a fat line of α-PHP about an hour ago, once the heart palpitations, jaw clenching, and general dysphoria passes he'll be ok"
Rodrigo: "(takes another bump)"
A hipster who is also very good in programming code.
He ain’t just a hippie, he’s php?tagged
Before myspace, the kids had to use something that took at least half of a brain to use, This was PHP-Nuke.. Unfortunately it isn't as popular as it once was.
Webmaster 1: Dude, all of these clan sites look the same..
Webmaster 2: Heh, PHP-Nuke.
It's the same as a hang-over, except from programming PHP, instead of drinking.
I had a crazy PHP-over this morning, I was up until 5 AM programming PHP...
People who don't totally understand what php is would argue that php/java/python is the best in the world. However as da real OG I'm telling you man PHP, the PxxnHubPremium does act as your best companion.
"Dude I study my php session"
"Oh yeah? Where are you learning?"
"It's that website you dumbass"