Problems

Steal them? Shit, I’d give them to you for free if you asked.

Hym “Problems? What problems? I’m on top of the fucking world right now.”

such a problem

when your in a situation that ruins a good night or holds you back from having a good night.

going to get a friend from work, planning on going out...
friends mom is home so they cant go out.... ohhh such a problem

have directions to a party but a road is blocked of to get there.... such a problem

Scunthorpe problem

Named for a town in England, a problem that occurs when internet filters block legitimate names because they contain certain combinations of letters which taken out of context can be considered obscene

Mr. Lipshitz was denied an e-mail address because of a Scunthorpe problem.

Scunthorpe and Lightwater are both towns in England that are sometimes blocked by internet search engines.

Lipshitz

Scunthorpe

Lightwater

champagne problem

A problem or dilemma that, when compared to issues of poverty, national disasters and war, are not all that big of a deal, but nonetheless provide individuals with issues that must be dealt with.

Evelyn hit the Facebook friend limit of 5,000. A champagne problem for sure, but a problem nonetheless.

Koleka problem

Long-distance lorry drivers from Eastern Europe, Belarus and Ukraine. Very limited English skills, as well as questionable driving skills at that, since most of them buy their license for a 1000 USD. Wears plastic crocs, shorts and tank-top that have never seen a washing machine. Usually drunk, so they crash into things and call it simply "problem" or "normal katastrof" since their English skills do not allow them to describe what happened.

- What the hell are you doing? You can't park here sir!
- No problem, pauza, 45 minut finish, me drive ok?
- Koleka problem...

- Who smashed the fence down?
- (points) this drunk HGV driver reversed into it.
- Kein problem, normal katastrof, call boss

you problem

A you problem is a problem only pertaining to one person, specifically you not me.

That sounds like a you problem

Butt problems

Something bordering between diarrhea and constipation.

I’m having butt problems.