for a man to masturbate; to jack off
Guy: Damn, if I can't get in that girls pants, I guess I'm gonna have to go home and strangle the serpant.
This is an unconventional grip that one uses on his penis. Usually done when drunk and standing at the urnal in a bar. It is a strong pinch with the fore finger and the thumb just where the head meets the shaft.
In a drunken rage Dugan chased people around the bathroom while strangling the pope and threatened to piss on everyone.
To choke an animal or a human being like Homer Simpson does to Bart. It usually starts with saying, "Why you little,!" and lasts for a bout 3 seconds or more
That kid just gave me a Homer strangle while rough housing
When you strangle a salamander it explodes and releases its innards. These innards have the ability to create new life and they taste a bit salty if you know what I mean.
Damn, I have blue balls let me Strangle the Salamander to release me of my stress.
The physical effects you feel when you consume too much cheese.
I shouldn’t have gotten extra cheese on that pizza for christ sakes, it always gives me strangle-ass.
Tom: "Why were you taking to long in the bathrooms?"
John: "Strangling a Darky sorry!"