A person who has an intimate relationship with their toilet. The Lutfiye breed of toileteers often cannot think of anything but their toilets. Toileteers spend long hours sitting on their toilet, while eating peaches, sending text messages, or browsing through some otherwise useless reading materials. A true toileteer often dreams of running through green pastures with their toilet by their side.
See also: toilet texting, toilet noob, toilet gamer, toilet emo, lutfiye toilet epiphany
My dingus nemesis is a real toileteer!
device for pooing and peeing in.
Really useful if you have to go SO BAAAD.
no example needed for TOILET
Device that you use to catch your brown shitty or yellow cum. When you're done you wipe that ass using some toilet paper. The public ones smell fucking disgusting so don't use them. You can also masturbate on these things which is nice. In Japan the toilets are a whole fucking water show.
imma take a shit on the toilet
A place where all the magic happens
The toilet was a blast today
#1 cause of AFK-kicking in gamers.
I got kicked for being AFK for too long just because I needed to use the toilet.