When two guys fuck a dualsided fleshlight and the tips of the penises gently kiss in the middle.
Morgan and Erik did a Dirty Viggo
A person with an obsession of touch by females
Dont go near that guy, he's a Dirty Viggo.
When you fall in love with a fictional character from a movie/tv show and it turns out the actor looks nothing like them in real life. E.g Aragorn from lord of the rings is played by Viggo Mortensen who looks nothing like him in real life
Man 1: Bro I’m in love with Aragorn
Man 2: yeah, shame the actor aged like milk
Man 1: that’s the Viggo Mortensen effect
1.Aragorn/stryder in the Lord of The Rings Trilogy
2.pretty damn hot for a old guy
Aragorn fought bravely against Saurons army at the battle of Helms Deep
the most beautiful soul i could ever hope to meet.
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and mine
me: oh aragorn show me your sword
aragorn: you can see my sword anytime