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when a man has a small penis and has sex with a woman with a big bush.
You're so small I bet it's like a needle in a haystack when you fuck.
Before having sex with a woman with a really hairy bush, shit on it. Then, proceed to have sex with her. After you are done, blow you load on the shit-covered bush and you have yourself a moldy haystack
Your girlfriend's hairy bush was perfect for a moldy haystack!
Male with small penis who has a large amount of pubic hair.
I couldn't have sex with Nico last night. His dick was like a needle in a haystack.
thick, straw-like hair of a little boy.
woah alexander dale-diaz! you woke up with haystack hair this morning!
1. the essence of living life passing the least amount of friction possible
2. acknowledging one's longing for an unrequited love
"he seems really quiet/mysterious, whats up with that guy?"
"well hes a vapor in the frozen haystack if you ask me"
"i miss my girl, i might just stay at home thinking about her like a vapor in the frozen haystack"
Something you just can't believe.
You're not gonna believe this... it's a One-Wheeled Haystack!
Clipping your pubes on you lover or liker, unsuspecting or not.
"I thought that was fucking floss!" -m'lady
A real man will never irish haystack and tell. Her.