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The state of one's sense of self being greater than it truly is.
The state of a person who is excessively prideful, pompous, or on a power stroke.
Leaders with bloated egos tend to be very rude and belligerant.
A feeling of blotation close to that of a goat-like undercarriage overhang.
“Sorry girls, I can’t come out tonight, I have a serious case of the goat bloat.”
“I can’t eat that bite of quinoa or I’ll get goat bloat!”
A time when you drink too much 'essence of life' and look really fat for ages. Common Youtube Videos are based around this gimmick. Can extend to you looking pregnant when it is just water.
"OMG, i did'nt know men could get pregnant!"
"Yeah, 38 weeks in."
"Really?"
"Nah, it's just a water bloat i'm growing for a Youtube video."
The bloating that occurs from consuming either too much soda or too much cocaine.
Coke Bloat: "Wow, Lindsay Lohan sure looks bloated these days. I highly doubt it's from drinking soda."
When you have not ejaculated in a year
Dude today was stressful and aggravating, and my bloated ballsack is not helping.
When you are extra puffy down there during Aunt Flows visit.
Sometimes its messy, butt Heather just wants Geof to pound her bloated taint.
A fat person who is so fat that they are permanetely stationary, and still produce an abundace of sweat. Hence making them 'factories'.
They have no ability to use there limbs and are the kind of people who never see their toes.
Heh that fat kid is a bloat factory.
See also Bloat Wagon