The act of defecating while receiving a blow job.
Blumpkin Haiku:
Stinky poo, deep throat\
Get on your knees now baby\
Man, I love bumpkins\
a blumpkin is when a girl gives a guy a blowjob when he is taking a shit.
blumpkin
the act of giving a blowjob to someone while he is taking a shit
Holly gave kyle a blumpkin in her bathroom.
Its when a #A chick gives you head while your sittin' on the toilet takin' a shit!" -Harold and Kumar: escape from Guantánamo Bay.
Chick-" Hey you want a Blumpkin?"
Guy-" Whats a Blumpkin?"
Chick-" Ugh never mind"
Guy-"Damn!"
The act of fellatio performed upon a male who is concurrently engaging in the act of defecation.
1: Carter received a blumpkin from Paige!
2: Gross!
(now you have a word to rhyme with pumpkin in your poetry)
To receive fellatio while defecating.
When Hans had eaten too much Mexican food one evening, Olga had no choice but to give him a blumpkin.
when a girl gives you head while you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit.
Rosenberg:Hey Kumar i went to that asian party.
Kumar:Cool! What'd you do there
Rosenberg:I schupted Cindy Kim.
Kumar:Really?
Rosenberg:She gave me a blumpkin