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Diagonal Music

Diagonal music is music that you hear and you just know it is diagonal music, but you can’t define it. Others also have a hard time defining it. Often heard on “alternative” radio stations, elevators, doctor’s offices, grocery stores, or other public areas. Unlike elevator music, diagonal music can be found in contexts other than elevators and nursing homes and can be mildly enjoyable.

Kid: Hey Mom! Play that diagonal music radio again!
Mother: What station has diagonal music?
Kid: The one with diagonal music!

by jarednotjerry August 06, 2021


Diagonalize

To diagonally cross a parking lot, while walking, to shorten the distance to the destination.

It started to rain, so we diagonalized to get there faster.

by L. BENTLEY November 27, 2023


Dirty Diagonal

When you cut across an intersection diagonally rather than using the crosswalks

Okay guys this crosswalks quick so we're gonna need to do a dirty diagonal

by Dirty Dani3l October 15, 2023


diagonal protrusion

An erect penis. Term first used in the book The Forever Question: Goonocracy.

"He used his diagonal protrusion to activate an uncomfortable conversation by poking her ear."

by Prolapsing Profusely August 16, 2011


diagonaled

diagonaled is a verb for two numbers that are placed diagonally to each other in a proportion equation.

The easiest way to solve for the unknown in a proportion is to multiply the two numbers diagonaled to each other and then divide by the number diagonaled to the unknown 'X'.

by Grok Mathing December 31, 2015


Diagon

A girl with many secrets and hidden talents. Nefarious and invisible to her peers. Most likely goth.
She is waiting to be discovered but, the variety of personalities, problems, and past experiences she carries with her are preventing that. For now, all she can do is hide behind her notebook.

If, and only if she opens up, the world will truly know pain and suffering.

Some girl1: who is that?
Some girl2: I think her name is Diagon... she’s a bit creepy.
SG1: she LOOKS a bit creepy. I’m gonna keep my distance.
Diagon:*looks up*

SG2: we should go... NOW!
Diagon: *mumbles* you just wait

by WPD#9999999 December 18, 2018


diagonalizing

To diagonalize somebody means, for example in psychotherapy, to point out incoherence / inconsistency in somebody's beliefs, also can be used in an argument in a more confrontational manner. Speaking in terms of computer science and math, diagonalization is related to stuff like: Lawvere's theorem, oracles, proof by contradiction

Timi: u need to stop diagonalizing ppl so bad bro, nobody understands nothin man; and them hoes get "the ick" if u know what I'm sayin
Myself: aight my bad gang. I appreciate ur kind feedback but Timi, if nobody understands nothin as u say, how come ur able to say this to me? Maybe it really makes sense :D
Timi: here we go again :)

by Sonic_tachyonic December 07, 2024