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How someone refers to another person's forcefully admonishing him to donate one or more of his prized possessions to a historical-society collection ("That beLONGS in a muSEUM!"), rather than his selfishly either hoarding it in his own private collection or (even more horrifying) selling it for personal profit.
Antiques collector: I knew that the head of the local heritage-preservation lodge was a bit fanatical about collecting and displaying vintage images and artifacts from the area, but I never expected him to go all Indiana Jones on me when I showed him my collection of old coins and arrowheads that I'd found in the area here over the years.
When someone has to pee, but can’t(they don’t want to, or can’t).
“Hey man, can you go pee for me? I don’t have time.”
A song by rock band Panic! at the Disco. It is awesome and I could listen to it all day?
It was used in the Smurfs movie for some reason.
Guy 1: Hey have you heard the song Ready To Go (get me out of my mind).
Guy 2: Yes it is awesome
Guy 1: Woooo
<.7.9.7.6.>Individuals Are going To Get Killed Interrupting Me Through Sincerity<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Individuals Are going To Get Killed Interrupting Me Through Sincerity<.7.9.7.6.>
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto).
Are you going to fight me about it?
She told me “are you going to do me some?” So we’re handling it after school in the courtyard.
This is a way of asking someone if they are going to fuck you over.
Drew Lock cost the NY Giants their first overall pick spot since 1965. He has been riding the bench and put up over 300 Yards and 4 TDs against the Colts in a game they needed to lose to hold their first overall spot. Drew Lock fucked over the NY Giants.
Co-worker: Hey bro, I need you to do me a huge favor. I need you to cover for me and tell the boss I got a flat tire and that is why I am late to work. I promise I won't tell anyone if you help me out.
Me: Okay, but are you going to Drew Lock me?