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A variation of the “Nice Guy”. He mainly pops up in a mocking, or protagonist manor on your social media. Usually, by posting mocking gifs,unprompted advice or passive aggressively suggest you date them.
I posted about feeling sad about my breakup, and this Gopher popped up and spewed his lame advice..
A gopher is a being who is non existent but very much alive and active, a gopher is everything and nothing all at once.
Hey Elija, have you seen my pizza ? I had an entire pizza but now 2 slices are missing, did you take them ?
No the gophers took them.
What’s a gopher?? Exactly
Somebody who annoys people and spam texts them the word fort, he has no life and spends all his time on fortnite
Me out with friends,
Gopher: get on fort
Me: I’m outside,
Gopher: idc use somebody’s phone and play fortnite mobile.
When your busting for a shit and your holding on, and the shit pops its head out and tough's your underwear and pop's back up your ass and continues to repeat untill you find a toilet to release...
Person 1. : hey babe I have a gopher.
Person 2. : wtf
Person 1. : shit just touched my jocks and sucked back up my ass.
Person 2. : you grot...lol
mole 1) You think i should paint that shit?
mole 2) Gopher it nigga dont be scared.
mole 1) fasho
A term used for being endlessly distracted while also trying to vehemently convince one's self of not enjoying said distraction and complaining about it, yet being distracted anyway.
Commenter: NO! NO! STOP GOING THE WRONG DAMN WAY! Ugh... there he goes gophering off again.