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A tricky sex act whereby a blow job receiver, after copping a saltyload of man love, and prior to swallowing, withdraws the member slowly from their mouth creating a white hanging stream of 'nut goo' between the bottom lip and the 'eye of the storm' resembling a hammock. Those with additional prowess, and controlled suction, can perform the 'retractable hammock' which involved sucking in the spanned length of the hammock at such a speed that it doesn't hit the chin, almost an impossibility.
"Dude you're such a fag, you love giving a salty hammock"
"holy shit man, I met this chick last night and she totally gave me a salty hammock...."
When someone who does not partake in lower body grooming can braid the genital and anal hairs together in a mini hammock.
After quarantine, Mikey’s ball hair was so long he was finally able to make a Mediterranean hammock.
When a woman's underwear, whether unintentionally or by design, rides up between her outer labia but remains covering her clitoris and inner labia. The strip of fabric harkens to the image of a small hammock for the clitoris.
This new Victoria's Secret thong is totally becoming a clit hammock.
To 69.
We were switching hammocks and my mother came in!
What is a Sasquatch doing wearing a banana hammock at a little girl's birthday party?
A challenge that must be completed with two willing participants, preferably one male and one female. The two participants, both engaging in oral sex with one another in a 69 position, must have the male participant on the bottom. While the male is about to reach orgasm, the female must grab ahold of the male’s penis, and shoot an arch into the air with ejaculate, in which the male then must catch the flying load in his own mouth. The male then must attempt to impregnate the woman through his own mouth, thus; fully completing the hammock challenge.
Male 1: “I have some bad news…”
Male 2: “No way! What happened?!”
Male 1: “I think I impregnated my girlfriend while doing the hammock challenge…”
Male 2: “That’s awesome dude!”
interlocking the fingers to make a basket for your head; therefore, a hand hammock
I was chillen in my lawn, when I used my hand hammock to relax more