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a song by Lustra, also in the movie Eurotrip. It is played when Scotty finds out his slutty ex girlfriend Fiona was cheating on him with another guy. Which is weird, cause Scotty was cute.
We did it on his birthday...
Scotty doesn't know.
what guys with small dicks say.
jeff: size doesn't matter
liam: you're only saying that because you have a little cock.
a song by lustra, featured in the movie Eurotrip. not the best movie, but it has it's moments. this song MAKES the movie.
"I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting...
Scotty doesn't know!"
Scientific:
When a man inserts his penis into a woman's vagina, and begin coitus. Within minutes of insertion, both are tired and stop intercourse, realizing that rather then the intercourse taking hold it has slipped away.
Laymans Terms:
It is the opposite of sex that sticks. It doesn't take hold, or stay with you. Ergo, rather then the sex sticking, it doesn't stick.
Bob and Sally are having sex
Bob: "Oh Dear God! This sex isn't sticking"
Sally: "What do you mean its not sticking?"
Bob: "Its like sex that sticks, but it doesn't"
Sally: "Oh My, so thats Sex That Doesn't Stick."
I took this chick back to my place, but since I was so wasted my horse didn't jump. So we ended up passing out.
when two males are discussing who they fancy and they name the female that every other male fancies.
Its the highest status a female can receive in school or at work in terms of who fancies her.
Male 1: "So which one of the girls do you fancy then."
Male 2: "Jane"
Male 1: "Yes I fancy Jane as well but everyone fancies Jane, you have to name someone else, she doesn't count."
Male 2: "OK I also fancy Sarah."
Male 1: "I also fancy Helen."
A band. Undoubtedly, one of the bands to ever exist. With tons of and, they have taken the US by storm and will go down in history as the band.
"Hey dude, did you see Iowa Doesn't Exist last night?"
"..who?"