ite

triple word score with this one

1. the person being discussed in current convo without directly referencing back to them or their gender (he/she).

2. anyone without referencing gender (usually because it's unknown and/or questionable)

3. to have no gender

1.

- You see Lisa last night?

- yeah that ite was braining everybody in the spot.

- oh ite a ho.

- yeah kid.

2.

- see that ite over there?

- yeah can't parallel park that benz for shit.

-or-

- you see the brains on that girl? must of went to college

- yo son, ionno that looks like a dick in them jeans

- ite?

- ite.

3.

- son son you hear about this ite shit?

- ite? the fuck you talking about?

- Grab a paper kid fucking Norrie May-Welby. Don't be ignant' ya whole fucking life.

its

it plural. Used instead of them/they.

Its are going home.

ITE

abbreviation for "It's the economy"

Used to express lack of monetary expenditure.

"Man, I really wanted to get that new phone."
"Why didn't you?"
"ITE"

its not gay if its a threeway

Sexual intercourse involving 3 people whereby it is not gay as long as there is always 3 people (male or female) participating.

John and Tim had sex last night.

Wow how gay.
Oh wait Paul was there too.
Oh thats fine so, its not gay if its a threeway.

if its a hole its a goal

literally every hole in the human body is a place for a man to stick his cock.

usally said in jest, but some sick people mean it

"oh dude, i can't belive you fucked her in the ear"
"If its a hole its a goal!"

its up and its stuck

There is an issue with someone/ somebody and it's gonna stay that way until the beef is settled.

I heard playboi carti said he wanted to shoot my nascar aloe so its up and its stuck!

its not you, its me

what guys say when they dont wanna be with you

girl: "but, what did i do?"
guy: "its not you, its me"