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Disgusting fucking cockroach filled dump where illegal immigrants work in order to pay their rent. Their meat is filled with bones, and the food smells like the mexican workers' body order. The oil is toxic and will make you sick. The place smells like they are buring flesh and turning it into oil.
The only reason Jack In The Box exists is so that Illegal immigrants can pay their rent.
A jack in the box is a diarrehia explosion where it doesn't make it in the toilet. Instead, all over the bathroom and walls.
Oh shit I just jack-in-the-boxed.
a jack-in-the-box, is when, while havig intercourse, the mans penis, comes out of the other end o a womn, making her as suprised as a 2 year old with a jack-in-th-box
1 ahhh, mummy!!!!
2. oh, shit, thats the first time Ive given a jack-in-th-box!!!
While banging a broad from behind, make sure she is facing the head board or some other hard suface and wrap your hand around her hair while humming or whistling the "Pop goes the Weasle" tune. When you get to the big "Pop" toward the end, slam her face as hard as you can
Hey I gave her the jack in the box last night. Check out her face!!!
While having anal sex with a female, you fist the female, reaching through the wall separating the vagina from the anus and jack yourself off. Thus you are, "jacking, in the box"
The other day I gave this girl a "Jack in the Box".
A person whom gets in bed before their spouse,pulls the covers up tightly to their chest or mid-section. The individual then passes gas under the covers trapping the suprise. Once the bed time partner approaches the bedside, the person under the covers quickly removes the covers in the direction of their partner thereby throwing the previously trapped fart at their still standing partner while simotaneously yelling POW or BAM.
After chilli and burrito night i got to bed early to set up an epic jack in the box.