Describes the situation where someone shaves their sideburns above the hairline . the reasons for this are unclear, but may be a protective mechanism against inadvertently displaying ginger burns.
Did you see our bosses new haircut?
Yes he's certainly gone a bit razor happy, he now has negative sideburns.
occur when the side burns are cut even with the top of the curl of the ear or shorter. Sightings are primarily in rural and suburban areas, but every once and a while urban sightings happen.
Omg that hill billy has some "negative sideburns".
When a man pulls out after anal and wipes his meat down each side of his partners face where sideburns would be.
To be festive, he gave her Boston Sideburns on Saint Patrick's Day
When a person who posses large sideburns (Like Wolverine from X-Men) can use their sideburns like a pillow and sleep anywhere.
Phillip: " We're gonna be late! Where's Jimmy?"
Mike: "He's taking a sideburn nap on that bench over there"
Phillip "WTF!"
A painful dragging of the sideburn in a upward motion against the grain of the hair growth.
Example: Place your right hand on the top of a person's head and then extend your thumb down to make firm contact with the person's sideburn. In a swift action, drag your thumb in an upward motion while keeping your thumb tightly pressed upon the victim's sideburn. This action should cause the victim a brief moment of harmless yet amusing pain.
"Jason didn't think it was funny when Barry would sneak up and do the sideburn drag on him."
Mahoonies, titties, boobs. Denniskaicheng style.
That girl has looooonnnnnggg....
Long what Dennis?
Long Sideburns!
The long hairs thick hairs that grows on the outside of the ear and has become so thick that could be mistaken for long hair or sideburns that are located in front of the ear.
did you see that guys ear hair, he has a severe case of Indian sideburns.