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cunt slicer

One who cuts female genitals in half. Generally done before, during, or after intercourse as a form of birth control. It is also done in order to relieve whoremoans when the bitch gets too horny.

Now I've got this huge bloody mess to clean up because of this dirty cunt slicer. Fuck!

by SidedVirus Verbage July 06, 2018


wrist slicer

slur for emos, coming from the stereotype of all emos being depressed and self-harmers

"benny went all emo over winter break"
"oh god, he's a wrist slicer now?"

by liltie April 04, 2022


School Slicer

Different to a school shooter, the main threat brings a lightsaber instead of gun, to slice up the school.

Did you hear what Paul was planning?
Yea, he's going to slice up the school, the goddamn school slicer.

by MarkRektedYou2 May 10, 2017


Tomato Slicer

Tomato Slicer is an act of shitting through a self made tomato slicer and giving your shit the appearance that it just passed through a tomato slicer. It can only happen when one has a dirty ass, smeared with shit and allowed to dry. The dried shit acts like an adhesive, causing the pubic hairs of the anus to bond to the shit and skin which forms a Kriss Kross pattern for the shit to pass through. When the person goes to take a shit, (depending on the texture of shit coming out), it can either go; through the tomato slicer, (2) tear through the hair/shit barrier or (3) squirt out through the taint or the top of the ass crack.

Man, I had a perfect tomato slicer today! It was fucking beautiful. I don’t remember shitting myself last night, but thank God I ate Taco Bell or it might not have passed through.

by Phil Green July 14, 2006


Womb Slicer

A penis that is so elongated that during sex it enters and slices the woman's womb, making her infertile.

That guy's womb slicer has torn up 8 chicks' wombs. That thing is huge.

by Andrew The Womb Slicer August 17, 2008


Slicer

Thong........ It slices the butt cheeks

Hey i can see her slicer :)

by micah100 May 10, 2007


cherry slicer

When you cut the throat of somone and the shove your junk into the throat almost like a blowjob.Then using the blood as lubricant you procede to do anal.

cherry slicer

by posiedon02masterseahawk April 22, 2009