When one's urine stream is divided/diverted in > 1 direction.
The challenge is to recognize it quickly & get the majority if not all of the urine in the toilet bowl. Piss shivers have the same effect.
Whoa, in the middle of the night I had a wicked case of the splits & peed all over the floor, wall & toilet.
In the context of a system, alter, or plurality as a whole (Disordered or not):
To split off of another alter
"I split not too long ago."
"Unfortunately, we split again the other day. That was... unpleasant."
"A split occurred again, she said."
Extremely drunk. Not just "wet," but peeing-on-yourself- you'll-never-remember-this-night, wasted.
We took my brother clubbin' on his 21st Birthday and man, that boy was so split it was pitiful.
Percentage of money received in a deal
Just renegged that contract and now my splits lookin good
To leave. Synonyms=bounce, dip
"Aye go find Johnny. The neighbors called the cops so we gotta split"
1. To leave an area or place
2. To engage in violence toward an individual
1. Yo them fools over there tripping and I ain’t got my piece I’m going to SPLIT
2. If you don’t pay me my money by Friday I’m going to SPLIT yo wig