A miniature flatulence, commonly onset by the consumption of a pop-tart, not quite loud or stinky in nature.
Last night a shordie was straight toppin me and mans almost ripped a pop-tort mid-nut shtylllllll
Made through the act of shoving one's fist up another's butt. Once removed, you've created a chocolate torte.
Jeremy made a delicious chocolate torte with Claire last night. She could barely walk today.
cheese covered tortilla cooked open face and crisp to perfection in a toaster oven.
never rolled like a taquito.
nothing like a folded quesadilla.
"Man this hot lunch is whack! When i get home i am making my mom make me a cheese tort."
The raging manhood of a game director.
He has such a great Vol-de-Tort!
A Rasberry mullet good enough to lick
Did u see montells rasberry tort?
To tort you need two people, one person stands with their legs open while the other person grabs their balls and hangs from them, this causes extreme pain and should be avoided unless you’re brave
Me and jack did torting last night, it hurt so bad but it was worth it
A miniature flatulence, not quite loud or stinky.
Last night a shordie was straight toppin me and mans almost ripped a pop tort mid-nut shtylllllll