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when you bend your dick backwards so it lies in-between your butt cheeks which makes the butt cheeks look like the shell and the dick head looks like a turtle head
john: hey, look at my turtle!
*pulls down pants and turns around*
mary: oh its cute! i wanna fuck it!
Marijuana- it is called turtle because its green and it makes you move slow
we be smokin dat turtle, moving hella slow
building up alot of defences in a rts game
that n00b just turtled with 308942394 towers
u got them turtles
meaning if u have any baggies of marijuana 5/10/or 20"s
a bum who only takes a shit every other hour
man that new kid is a shitty turtle
a boy with a shaved head and a long lanky neck a turtle is well known for telling lies and then getting exposed by his peers
turtle boy :mmmm i just got a blow job from my girlfriend
turtles brother :no you did not you don't even have a girlfriend