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Unit

Another word to describe someone as stupid or dumb. These people generally have nothing important or constructive to say and waste your time and oxygen with stupid comments or blow by blow details about shit you don't care about. It gets better! You have never met them before in your life!

Them: blah, blah, blah, blah, "My dog this", blah, blah, blah, "yesterday that."

Me: Why should I care?? You're still talking crap! My god! What a unit!

by Snezzle December 22, 2010


Unit

Noun. A slang word used to describe a really fat ugly bitch. The word is derived from the from the measurement of a standard kitchen unit, which is 60cm wide/deep (dishwasher, washing machine, tumble drier etc all conform to these standard dimensions).

Correct timing and pronunciation is crucial to the effect of this word. It is best shouted loudly after walking past a really fat minger in the street, with particular emphasis on the first syllable.

Pablo: "Did you see that woman?"
Jaimie: "No?"
Pablo: "UUUUUNIT!!!"

by Pablo Escobar January 07, 2004


unit

1. The penis.
2. Shorter term for Randy Johnson, AKA "The Big Unit", NL Cy Young award winner and 2001 World Series MVP pitcher for the Arizona Diamondbacks.

1. I have a really big unit. But you already knew that.
2. Did Unit pitch last night, or was it Curt Schilling?

by Brown Sugar March 19, 2003


unit

The equivalent of "dude" as used in the book by M.T. Anderson, Feed.

"I'm so null, unit."

by Robert Cogdill July 21, 2005


Unit

When you're measuring something, you measure it in units...like meters or inches or ounces or grams...yeah.

I know it's long, but HOW MANY UNITS! This is a scientific experiment for God's sake!!

by Signor Turd May 26, 2003


Unit

A being thats swole af and and you dont want to mess with.

"Yo that guy is huge." "No hes a damn unit."

by Dad_jakejoshep November 13, 2018


unit

a very large animal, person or object.

johns new cat is an absolute fucking unit.

by braednumber-0176-9t4132 April 19, 2023