A man who can make thousands of people scream “ I GOT STDs”
Hey there’s a bunch of people screaming I got STDs, Jon Cozart must be there
A person with super human immunity.
I didn’t catch Covid so I must have a Jon Carty
The most amazing squad in the world feturing Tom, Jake, Evy, Annie, Anna, Abby, and Aedan
Wow I wish my friend group was like the Jon squad
A drinking man from the heart of Texas...also known as a bellmeadian who hasnt trimmed his beard in years....wears overalls ...stripes to funerals... Been riding a bicycle for years but just became the proud owner of a Harley..alot of people call him uncle Jessie
Jon Thomas is good example of a Man
A young brown boy with a lot of heart, and a lot of douche. What he lacks in the penis department he makes up for in douche powers.
Ah! Jon Erickson just douche-shit all over my birthday party!
When a hot curling iron is shoved up someone’s ass, usually used as a threat towards someone.
You better watch yourself chase, or I’ll be giving you a hot Jon.