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A form of anal sexual pleasure specific to people who have a very large penis when half-hard. This act involves edging oneself almost to sexual completion, then waiting till the penis softens up to a point where its hard and virile enough to ejaculate, then bending it into the anus, therefore finishing in your butthole.
Friend 1: Dude I was Bending all night, it took ages to shit it out!
Friend 2: That's insane, you should be in an asylum!
A saying for when someone destroys a very delicate process; see sabotage
Verb conjugation follows “to bend”
Man: He tried to land a theeesome with his girlfriend and her best friend, but he just HAD to bend the cheese on it
Man2: Oh man, that sucks. He should have been more careful.
AJ: Did you hear that David hit a devious lick in the men's restroom at river bend middle school?
Dylan: no watever
Friend: “How did you afford to buy all of that?”
Stripper: “I’ve been pole bending on the weekends.”
When you smoke the stinky ganja and you've become one with the couch.
Hey Batman tell IronMan he doesn't need to bring me his extra suit because I'm already flying in the bend zone.
ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.
guy 1: he looks kinda hot
guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?
The command Bubba gives in prison when he sees one of his bitches and is in the mood.
"Hey! That honkey over there! Bend and spread 'em, 'cause I'm going in!"