similie: very red, like the peri-rectal appendage of the great ape of the african continent on heat. As if one has had an extremely hot curry and stripped their ring.
After i shagged that bitch dry my cock was as red as a baboon's arse!
Driver: But officer, the lights were amber!
Cop: Bullshit mother fucker! It was red as a baboon's arse!
A virgin anal cavity on a homosexual man
Fred: Why did Zach break up with you?
Gerald: He said he only dates red M&Ms , not sluts.
A stretchy piece of skin that holds a male's testicles. Or, in other words, a scrotum.
I grabbed his ruby red bag and gave it a squeeze!
Inspired by drunk-dialing, red-eye dialing involves deliriously calling someone from your cell phone at the airport because you're exhausted and/or bored while waiting for your 12am flight. Red-eye dialing is typically accompanied by a complete disregard for the call recipient's time zone.
"It's 3am in NY right now...let's red-eye dial Rick from the airport in Vegas."
A term used to describe a ginger's pubic region.
(sees ginger) What's up lady red bush?
A group of no-life skillers from Dutchland. Occasional survivors of a wilderness encounter with this clan describe them as fervent potato farmers.
See also: RDC, Dutch Pride, Harde Kern, Zachte Kern, kale koppen niet te stoppen, lekkah lekkah, skillers, potato farmers, bami unit, runescape
Person 1: Omg, this person has been crafting nats for 30 hours in a row!
Person 2: Wow he must be a member of Red Devil Clan
when an individual gets pounded anally so violently that the wounds created from the ass beating begin to bleed profusely. This in turn causes the individual to become lethargic and pass out. Meanwhile, the other individual pulls his bloody stump from the bloody wasteland of what used to be a rectum and blows a hot load over the lifeless body.
Ryan: Did you hear about Mark and Jeff?
Mike: Yeah, Mark woke up this morning delerious.
Ryan: I heard Jeff and him were messing around all night last night, and Jeff ended up giving Mark a red tail bandit.
Mike: Yeah, Mark wasn't expecting it. He's pissed!