load of coal

An automobile filled to capacity with afro-americans.

Let's ram that load of coal off the cliff!

ghost load

When one reaches the climax during auto-eroticism and ejaculates to an indeterminate location. Even upon closer inspection and Sherlock Holmes-esque investigation the payload remains missing and/or lost to the ages.

I was flogging my dolphin last night and when I shot my dick snot I couldn't find it anywhere, it was a total ghost load !!

b load

To take a fat bong rip....

Damn B rad that was a huge b load.

down load

(1) People from the Baby Boom Generation through Generation X mistakenly referring to the act of retrieving files off the intertubes.

(2) Slang for pooping

Grandson: Grandma, the photos are on flickr for you.
Grandma: Do I down load on my computer (1)?
Grandson: No grandma, that would break it. You down load the toilet (2), and download on your computer.

shit load

More than six and less than 29, of any object.

I see a shit load of deer by the woods!

You've got a shit load of marbles in your hand.

load up

1: pack up and go on a road trip.
2: pack a bowl for a bong or pipe.

1: We 'bout to load up for that Cali trip.
2: Load that bowl, we ain't got all day.

load of crap

A load of crap is literally just a whole lot of shit. It is often being used to for example this:

Dammit! My computer won't work! Stupid load of crap!

load of crap