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When a sea cucumber busts a green nut
I can never go to Naples again because last time I went I got covered in Baja Blaster.
When you stick your finger in somebody’s ass then immediately stick it into your ass.
“I heard that Jenny gave Craig a monkey blaster last night after the party!”
When you are having anal sex and the woman has diarrhea.
I had to take a shower after giving her the peanut butter blaster.
Senior Set speakers built into either a fanny pack or manpurse.
They are used to project coolness and bad taste in public spaces.
The swill coming from that dude's grampy blaster is driving me nuts. He should shut it off or go away.
The act inserting a sand blaster gun into your penis and turning it on until it is full of sand and then placing your penis in her fart box and blowing a load of sand in her
Omg Becky I got a Kentucky sand blaster last night.
The final phase of the graboid lifecycle. Just like shriekers, they hunt using heat sensors on their head. They are capable of flying by mixing a chemical compound inside their bodies and igniting it out their ass to achieve blast off.
Ass Blasters have eggs in them which carries the next generation of Graboids.
Sticking a power washer and proceeding to turn it on, effectively cleaning out one's insides. Soap is optional.
Dude, I had my power washer on hand so I totally gave him an ass blaster!