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a really fat Mexican guy.
Damn, look at the size of that sack-o-salsa.
when you have your bestfriend tell your crush you like him then he leaves you on open then you have her text back that y’all were joking and this is is response
A,O let's go is a sacred bench you go to to perform sexual acts such as fingering.
It is normally in a park and relatively private away from cameras and nonces.
Boy: I'm so horny I wanna finger you
Girl: but where can we do it
Boy: we can go to A,O let's go
Girl: ok baby
A rape-o-phobe is slang for someone is in a position that involves the constant threat of getting the shit fucked out of her/himself. It is someone who is so insanely, persistently under such an inundation of risk of being raped that she/he has no choice but to take ridiculous measures, such as pouring radioactive waste on oneself to get ugly, covering oneself in a 1 ft. thick fur coat even though it is 97 degrees outside and flying away with a jetpack whenever someone says anything suggestive to oneself, just to get through the week unfucked.
Bar door-guarding person: Are you a rape-o-phobe or an ungrateful whore?
Normal human being: I'm just a kid.
Bar door-guarding person: Oh, then I guess we can rule out rape-o-phobe.
Teeth so jacked up, they look like a Jack-o-lantern's teeth.
I was gonna holla at her, until I saw her Jack-o-lantern teeth.
person 1: (o^▽^o)
person 2: y r u so happy
person 1: cuz yay