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Future Enhancement

Shit that will never get done.

The customer has requested a future enhancement .

by Dava Cofield February 15, 2017


My future is so bleak

I need night vision goggles. *cry*

My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles

by confused cajun man February 04, 2021


Fear Of Missing Out Potential Future Events

Fear Of Missing Out Potential Future Events also known as "FOMOPFE" is a mental state or emotional of strain.
When a Person have Fear Of Missing Out Potential Future Events this Person can't go to small events or enjoy time because they have the Fear of Missing Out larger events which could potentially happen.
Even though John is really exited to go to the Party he can't go to it because he got the fear of Missing other potentially happening event in the News/Media or if he goes to the Party he can't enjoy it because he keeps checking his Phone for News if something is happening he could miss.

> I can't go to the Party i have Fear Of Missing Out Potential Future Events

by sk1d.eu January 06, 2025


Future stalking

Analyzing someone's information(even sensitive) to predict someone's life by the day even down to the moment

Future stalking-Analyzing someone's information(even sensitive) to predict someone's life by the day even down to the moment

Lajuana, Rosie, and others were analyzing his sisters and other information so that he could (not that he wants to) know his day to day activities including traffic stop, interview invites, etc.

by Miktionary February 14, 2022


future teller

A person who can tell the future

How did you know that would happen? Are you a future teller?

by thezackguy October 08, 2020


future freshie

a kid in the eighth grade moving into highschool

damn thats a lot of future freshies

by futurefreshie March 12, 2017


future xwife

When you go out with your buddy's drinking scamming on the women looking for your xwife to be that you haven't even met yet

You walk into a drinkng establisment announce out loud ANYBODY SEEN MY FUTURE XWIFE!

by The first mongo December 30, 2016