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A huge shit that makes one's Asshole hurt
"My last shit was an ass blaster"
(n.) When you cut off somebody's cock and stick it into a cannon and you shoot it out as the jizz goes shooting everywhere.
I remember when my friend attempted to try the Schwong Blaster. That shit looked painful!
A Splatoon weapon that has no skill requirements to use and aggravates a majority of players.
“They’ve got three trash blasters on their team!”
To transfer 2 cups of fudge from mouth to ass. Doing this in reverse is known as the Reverse Turkey Blaster (but real fudge must be used, otherwise its a psuedo-reverse turkey blaster, yes with lower case).
We were up all night turkey blastin'.
That dude is a prime Turkey Blaster candidate.
A man, nay, a legend who has risen up the ranks for his national cricket team. So dedicated to the art that he faces life long debilitating shoulder problems caused by the speed at which he launches balls at his foes. Loves Stanford also.
Bahraini Blaster (noun)
"Is that Imran Khan?"
"No, it's the Bahraini Blaster"
Commonly found in tower control, Hate torpedoes, Will get 23 kills from pressing ZR, Often Prochara fans, the coolest and best splatoon players
"I kept dying to that Range blaster main!"
A word meaning the same as a crack head, somebody that does drugs excessively like cocaine and meth.
Hey look over there at those salt blasters walking down the street.