The act of engaging in un-lubricated anal intercourse with a white girl to the point where her anus prolapses, before eating out said prolapsed anus.
John: "Sam, if you don't come here right now I'm going to be forced to make a red velvet cake tonight.
Sam: "Mmmm, yummy."
A small white dog who pees all over your house. Also usually an expensive dog bought from $400 and up. Usually has a nickname like rat or a rodent ofsome type.
Cheyenne your dog Honey is a red-cracker devil
A generic STD which is prevalent at Texas Tech University and Lubbock, Texas, because Lubbock, Texas doesn't believe in sex ed, or condoms.
I was in Lubbock for a TTU football game, had unprotected sex, and now I am pregnant, and have a bad case of Red Raider Rash.
A douche bag named Shuiab. Typically the reason a team will loose a game in Halo: Reach.
Jeff's brother is being a Red Dragan.
The most true thing in the world
Im a Red Sox fan but still, as we all know, Red Sox suck
When your getting head off a chick, as you cum remove your dick from her mouth and stab her in the eye repeatedly.
That chick is going to be taking drops for a month, she got the red-eye-ross treatment last night.
when you cum in a girl on her period and proceed to drink the red tinted semen with a straw.
gf- “I’m sorry baby i’m on my period”
bf- “it’s ok, this is the perfect time to try red cream soda”