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When a man lets out a gigantic, colossal fart in the bath tub.
Greg: Did you hear Frank's man grenade bath blaster after he ate all that Chipotle last night? It shook the house, I swear!
Bill: You mean I stayed in the bunker all night, thinking it was an earthquake, for nothin?
Greg: Well, at least you were partially spared from Frank's wrath.
the pieces of torn up road in your cul-de-sac that if they look anything like a firearm the are considered a “kerchunka blaster”
they fire motorcycles, trains, car, etc.
they fire them in your imagination
holy hell man that was so cool when you shot a motorcycle at my house from that kerchunka blaster
a nigger!
Theres a dirty noodle blaster trespassing onto my property! His porch monkey cousins are with him in skimasks!
A very small gun a girl can carry in her purse for self defense or if Starbucks runs out of pumpkin spice lattes
Britney scared off Karen at Trader Joe’s by tellin’ her she’d cap her with her hoe blaster
Definiton of The sewage blaster
"I came but the dirt blasted it away"
Cumming into a girl but she has Diarrhea,
And shoots feces and sperm at you
Defined
"Dude lets fuck just dont do The sewage blaster"
"Did you just blast sewage at me..?"
"The sewage blasted all over me..)
Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with thePond blaster
Person 2: no! I dont know what that means. yet.
Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection
Person 2: I dont think thats what it means i think its Cumming in the sink, I dont know bout you
An individual who is always down to have a good time and be hilarious. A Blaster Is not judgmental and above all is absolutely NOT boring.
"Guys my friend is coming out with us tonight, you'll like him don't worry he's a Blaster"