Taking the Red Pill

The act of suddenly or gradually understanding the superiority of the right side of the political spectrum.
This involves truly understanding the physical and metaphysical world in a way that a person on the left side of the political spectrum would normally choose chooses to ignore.

"Hey bro, I've been taking the red pill lately, and I think I finally understand everything. Care to immerse yourself in my right wing literature?."
"Nah bro, I'd rather remain ignorant. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go beat my meat to the Communist Manifesto."

little red airplanes

Ecstasy in the form of small red pills.

Yeah, I've got some little red airplanes in my bag of endo.

Red, White and Blue

During sex-- The act of choking a woman (accounting for the red part), then beating her (accounting for the blue part), then dumping a huge load of cum on her (accounting for the white part) in that order.

Minkang gave sally a red, white and blue last night in bed.

Red Fux Nation

The blind imbeciles who root for the Red Sox even though many have never been to Boston. Part of the brainwashing marketing campaign of the new Evil Empire. Enemies to anyone who truly enjoys baseball.

I had to sit through a baseball game while a couple of douche bags from the Red Fux Nation poured beer on each other and screamed at children and old ladies.

red ruffed lemer

they are the most beastlyest creatures alive and they are way beastlyer than wombats

OMG that red ruffed lemer was so amazing!

red scarf girl

a memoir of a chinese girls life through the revolution of china. the book is just straight out boring with no twists or turns.

hey man wanna read the red scarf girl with me

nah i rather read the twilight series

i see red

wanting to fuck someone in the ass

boyfriend:i see red baby”
you:”😏”