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This is when the man pisses inside the vagina then eats it out with Franks Red Hot.
There are too many calories in a little red rover. But i love it anyway.
red c hair smaller than a c hair because red hair is the finest hair in terms of thickness
The feeling of being horny in the Red Light District from the overcrowding prostitutes and/or hookers
"Yeh man, got head from a virgin prostitute, that intersection always gives Red Light Fever" (Also listen to"Red Light Fever" by the heavy metal band "Venom", which explains it even better than a plain definition)
One of the funniest comedy websites available on the internet. The creators use linked X-boxes along with their Halo games to make a comedy based in the popular "Blood Gulch" map. Definately worth a look.
www.redvsblue.com
Dude, did you catch the newest Red vs Blue? It's fan-fucking-tastic!
Church:Tex walked up to him, pulled his skull out of his head, and beat him to death with it.
Blue:Wait a second...how do you beat someone to death with their own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible.
Church:That's exactly what Jimmy kept screaming.
Jimmy:THIS DOESN'T *WHAM* SEEM PHYSICALLY *WHAM* POSSIBLE!
A woman (red neck) who is very promiscuous. There are not enough men in the world to satisfy her need for sex. She will do anything under the sun as sex is concerned. She shows off herself as a ploy to attract the opposite sex. She has no regard to a guys needs, only her own. She will use any tactical approach to achieve her end goal.
While I was at her place she (red neck hoe) flashed me with that huge rack of hers. wearing a mini skirt with no draws, as she rubbed up on me. Said she would make it worth my time but she would make me work for it first. Only to demand a back rub along with eating her pussy. As I went further after I completed she said she was good, and no cock could ever satisfy her. She looked at her girlfriend as we walked into the living room, he likes to put big things in small holes as they laughed.
(Calls you up out of the blue(red neck hoe)) My toilets plugged, can you fix it I will make it up to you, I promise. Only to make sure there is a house load of people, yet waiting tell your both in a room alone to torment you.
(red neck hoe)Says you can do anything to her sexually, besides hit her in the face. Drops all her clothes and flops on the bed spread eagle. As you enter her she forces you out just to laugh at you in an attempted to piss you off so you will take it.
mt dew code red that comes in a bottle from the big cold box in the back
(custumer) do u have code red?
(waitress) idk ill check 4 u
(c) ok
(w) they said we dont have code red but i said yes we do its in a bottle! we got CODE RED IN A BOTTLE!
Stuffing a Christmas tree shaped dildo into a virgin and making her bleed over it.
Billy gave his friend Nartha a red christmas tree.