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A pleasant surprise consisting of a red corset and thigh high red lace stockings connected to the red lace booty shorts. Red lace surprise serves as a very good gift for cheering a friend up.
"Would you like a sexy red lace surprise or a 'Hey, I got you a magnet' surprise."
"The first one."
Any Friday is Red Shirt Friday. You should wear a red shirt, if you forget there is always next week.
Today is Friday so i should wear my red shirt, becasue it is Red Shirt Friday.
Area of extremely high concentration of activating brake lights and stop lights found in and around urban areas.
I hate riding in the red light district. Too many red lights!
Good team whose stats are incredibly beefed up by the fact that they play in the Central Division which is easily the weakest in the Western Conference AND the NHL overall. 24 of their 82 games have been played this year against Columbus, St-Louis and Chicago. All of those teams are struggling like hell to get a win every 5-10 games. They're just no match for Detroit who gets all those free points with almost no effort. Despite all this, Detroit does indeed rock and is one of the better teams in the league. Still, if they played in a better division, they would have at least 30 less points or so.
Detroit Red Wings Fan: Wow, our Wings are so good. They beat Chicago which doesn't even have half the wins they have! It's so amazing. We truly have the best team even though everybody else has to play often against way better teams.
A bi-sexual ginger who enjoys getting plowed in the ass after getting pissed on by Transsexuals with Chlamydia
That Jonah Smith is a quite the Red Chode Muffin!
The sexual act of a couple exiting their vehicle when they reach a red light and taking turns urinating on each other in the middle of an intersection before the light turns green again. Not a good idea during rush hour.
After drinking their sodas, Hektor and the foreign exchange student decided to enjoy a red light shower on top of their 1978 Cutlass.
Someone who likes to spend so long having sex that parts start chaffing and turning red. Named after a famous Baseball team who took so damn long to win people had DIED waiting for them.
Red Sox fans are people who believe that their inability to climax makes them great lovers as opposed to tedious ones.
"Oh my God, he kept going on and on, a total Red Sox fan!"
"No way!"
"Way! And you know what? Afterwards he was convinced I had just witnessed the best sex on Earth!"
"What a loser!"