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Bees have stingers, and when you piss off a bee, it stings you...if you really piss off a bee, it gets red assed...therefore the stinger hurts just that much more.
Damn, after her sister took me on a date, my wife was more pissed than a red assed bee.
The best online show ever! Its so funny, I watch it almost everyday. Caboose, is so cool. If you haven't seen it, I suggest you do before deathstorm a.k.a Sarge comes and slits your throat! And your should buy the second season DVD, because it has Caboose tell you what happend in the last season...and of course its completely wrong!
Caboose: " Sargent, look... a sleeping person!"
Sarge : "What? Oh macaroon, he's not sleeping son, he's dead."
Caboose :" Oh good, at first... I thought that was me... Because, I am blue and I like to sleep. But if he is dead, that can not be me... that would be silly."
Caboose :" It must be nap time. But who has nap time now? Nap time comes before pants time, not after... I think these people are just making up times!"
When a girl gives you a hand-job with a red oven mitten.
Variations:
Spicy Red Baron-A hot and spicy red baron that leaves your junk with a burning sensation.
Meat Lovers Red Baron- Gang Bang with a 5 to 1 ration of male to female
"That was a good Red Baron you can see it on her face!"
A name given to a man who has a unquenchable lust for the color red and a ferociously disturbing sex drive for canines. A throw back title to when Red was the color of the devil and Dogs were the trusted protectors of Satan himself. Being deemed a Red Dog in these historical times would have been one of the highest honors given to a man in the kingdoms of old!
Red Dog beer isn't a intimidating as a real Red Dog
1. A particularly enjoyable or important occasion.
2. The day a woman menstruates.
3. In the Harry Potter series, the day one of the students receives a howler, typically in the Main Hall in front of everyone else.
The launch of one's first novel is a red letter day in any novelist's life.
She had her first red letter day last week. She spent all day sulking in her bedroom.
Another red letter day for poor old Ronald.
sumbodi whu needs tu fuk very bad and hasnt had none in a veri long tyme
minolo called cashme and she was getn da red light special
1. the annual meeting of Oklahoma vs. Texas in football at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas. The stadium is half crimson and half burnt orange.
2. the asskickin' Oklahoma gives Texas every year.
3. something Mack Brown and the rest of the Texas Shorthorns fear every year.
4. a annual embarassment for Texas.
Oklahoma will continue to dominate the Red River Shootout as long as Mack Brown is the coach of Texas.