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The wildest place on the internet.
If you scroll in an Instagram comment section, you are guaranteed to find bullying, racial slurs, hate paragraphs, and inappropriate GIFs.
Guy 1: Have you seen how wild Instagram comments are recently?
Guy 2: Yeah, especially on little kid's posts.
This phrase indicates a “woke” instagram account with zero basis in reality. Their post likely lack any factual or logical basis and therefore can’t stand up to any outside criticism or commentary. The phrase is used to reassure viewers that their echo chamber is safe from *trigger warning* outside penetration.
My fish Josh identifies as a guppy. Doctors assigned him shark at birth, but he has had numerous experimental surgeries to affirm his identity as a guppy. We’ve had issues with other fishes swimming into Josh’s stomach and sometimes people get micro aggressive about it - therefore Josh has decided up protect fishself and Comments on this post have been limited.
A comment or pun that you don't understand or hear properly at the time, but you get it soon after.
The realisation hits you later what the comment/pun means.
*Filthy comment you missed*
A couple of seconds later...
"Aw man, ya dirty bastard"
"Bit of a boomerang comment for you there?"
"Yes, the realisation of your filth, hit me ferociously."
A comment designed to intentionally offend or harass someone on the internet.
EX.
p1: this song fireeeeeeeeee
p2: did u no p1 is a bastad that hates blaks and doesn't care about kids in africa
p1(replying to p2): bro wtf is wrong with you
p3(replying to p2): p1 did that??
p2:(replying to p3): yes and he is fatphobic also
and then everyone hated p1 and got him cancelled because p2 was a comment wolf
Ex2.
p1: I am vegan
p2: ok karen
p1: bro what
p2: ur a vegan karen who doesn't like it when people eat meat
p1: are you dumb
p2: no you are vegan
p1: bro stfu
p2: you have failed me.
p1: what???
and then p1 get really mad over p2 being a comment wolf
Guy 1: Why is Guy 3 saying Guy 4 is all these horrible things in broken English??
Guy 2: Dont worry about him he's a Comment Wolf
Why should people NOT leave this? IT TALE THE SAME ABOUT OF TIME TO LEAVE A MEAN COMMENT AS IT DOES TO LEAVE A NICE ONE FUCK-FACE.
A bitch "Why are you leaving mean comments on my thing!? I'm not mean!"
Hym "Welp... I see here that you have a bunch of NICE comments that are telling you that you are smart and/or correct and you are neither smart NOR correct. You're just mad that I'm disrupting the sound of your sycophantic little echo chambers, you sorry fuck. You don't like getting berated for being stupid and wrong then stop doing it! And your dad is a faggot."
Where a boy comments on something that wasn’t supposed to be sexual but turns it sexual.
Her - yeah I was just going to jump in the shower and then head out
Him - well I can come over and help you 😏
Fuck boy comment
The adaptive nature of a limited time text message to be exchanged for a different application.
Comment Currency: when one receives good night wishes but it is not read until the morning, the comment may be exchanged to mean have a good day